Naming Your Boat

Choosing the Perfect Moniker

 

Can you guess the profession of these boat owners based on their boat’s name? Fender Bender, Luna Sea, Fire Escape. Fender Bender belongs to the owner of an auto body shop, Luna Sea is owned by a psychiatrist and Fire Escape belongs to, you guessed it, a fireman. These names are not only unique, but as you can see, have special meaning to their owners.

If you have struggled to come up with a name for your boat then you are not alone. What things should you consider when naming your vessel? Certainly you could name your boat something that directly or indirectly relates to your profession as was demonstrated in the previous examples. Is there a special women in your life? Women’s names have always been popular boat names. Betty Ann, Rebecca and Miss Susan are some of the ones I have lettered for their owners. Just make sure the woman in your life will be a permanent fixture unless you don’t mind the hassle of renaming the boat down the road. One of my customers named her boat Mama Mia in memory of her mother. Mama Mia was the pet name bestowed on her mother by the children because she loved the movie bearing the name so much. Since it was money from her mother’s estate that paid for the boat, the daughter thought it only right to name the watercraft after her.

Just make sure the woman in your life will be a permanent fixture unless you don’t mind the hassle of renaming the boat down the road

Another practice is to coin a name that has a nautical spin on it. Sea Saw, Nauti-Girl and Seas the Day are common examples. A similar theme is the sport of fishing itself. Finicky, Cod Father and Holy Mackerel are prime examples. Some are even able to pay homage to both their profession and the love of fishing with a creative name. Click Bait could belong to a web designer and Knot on Call to someone in the medical profession.

Some names should probably be avoided. A boat named Drunk All Day or 3 Sheets in the Wind may draw unwanted attention from the Coast Guard. Also, try to avoid cliches. In the ’80s, sailboats named My Only Vice done in hot pink and teal to emulate Miami Vice, the popular TV series could be found in every marina. Think twice before choosing names with risque double entendres like Wet Dream, Bow Movement and Wasted Seamen. Ask yourself if the possible negative responses to the name is worth the occasional smile it brings to an admirer. Very long names can also be problematic both when using it over the radio and for the sign painter that has to fit it on the back of the boat. A Wave From It All might be a cute play on words but with so many letters and spaces the phrase could be too long to get ample height to make it legible from a distance. There are many names that while acceptable are so popular that they are overused. High Maintenance, Black Pearl and Serenity come to mind.

While I have lettered literally hundreds of boats over the years I have never owned my own boat. Even so, I have tried unsuccessfully to come up with a unique boat name for myself; just in case. I wanted a name that indirectly referenced my profession of sign painting. I suppose if the boat had a red hull and was fast I could name it Red Rocket. Any ideas? What special name did you come up with for your boat and why?

 

Don’t Come In Here

Controlling Traffic to Your Business

In my last blog post I concluded by illustrating how effective branding could save both ourselves and our potential customers a lot of wasted time. The key is knowing who your potential customers are and who they are not. I would like to expound on that with a true experience I recently had. I had to travel to a marina about a 30 minutes drive away to hand paint a name on a boat. My truck was fully loaded with supplies except for the small paper cups (3oz. Dixie) and some varnish I needed to make a glaze. I decided to stop somewhere along the route to the marina to purchase the additional supplies.

My first stop was at an Ace Hardware near my shop. I picked up some varnish but couldn’t find the right paper cups. I also couldn’t find anyone to assist me. I eventually got in line with the varnish and waited for what seemed like an eternity while an older patron at the front of the line divided her purchases into groups to be paid for separately while at the same time disputing each transaction with the cashier. When I had finally had enough I stepped out of line, ditched the varnish and headed a little out of my way to the Home Depot. There I found an even better varnish but still no paper cups. After purchasing the varnish I headed to Yorktown. There, I stopped in a shopping center that has both a Dollar Tree and a Big Lots side by side. Once inside the Dollar Tree I spent a few minutes making a visual search before asking for help. I was directed to the party supply section where I had already looked but was now accompanied by a cashier. She could find red plastic Solo cups but no paper cups. I left the Dollar Tree and as I entered the Big Lots I decide to save some time and just ask someone for help. They assured me that they carried paper cups because they were on sale for the approaching Super Bowl weekend but believed they may have sold out. I was directed to the isle where the cups were located if any were still in stock. No…all gone. Leaving the shopping center I saw a drug store on the corner. I parked, ran in and with the salespeople assisting others I found the paper goods isle on my own and made a thorough search. Again, no paper cups. I recalled that I had passed a WalMart on the opposite side of the road but bypassed it for the sake of time. I then back-tracked to the WalMart was finally able to purchase 3oz. waxless paper cups.

This was a truely frustrating experience for me. What should have taken 30 minutes took an hour and a half. There were many things I should have done differently that would have saved me much of the aggravation. At least I learned a valuable lesson. While there is no way for consumers to know every product that is sold by a retail store, we, as business owners, can be proactive in minimizing the possibility that our potential customers might have a similar experience with us. I can think of many times when a potential client entered my shop only to be disappointed because I couldn’t fulfill their needs. We should make every attempt to inform and educate potential clients as to who we are and what we do, so as not to waste either their or our time.

I certainly can’t comment on your business without knowing who you are, what you do, who you do it for and so on. I can, though, comment on my own business and how this bad experience has made me examine my branding strategy more closely. I am first and foremost a sign painter. I provide hand-crafted and hand-painted signs to local businesses. This includes painted store windows as well as painted graphics on cars, trucks and boats. I also pinstripe vehicles, especially motorcycles. I am often called on to design logos for the businesses I provide signage for. Now I will describe what I don’t do. I don’t provide computer-cut vinyl letters either wholesale or retail. In fact, I don’t sell anything to the consumer to assist them in producing their sign or vehicle lettering on their own. I can only think of two customers whose signage I even use vinyl lettering on. It is what they want, it suits their needs and they have been loyal to me for many years. But with new customers it is paint or nothing.

The problem is that I still have potential customers coming into my shop to get a price on the things I don’t do. Let me rephrase that. Practically every potential customer that enters my shop wants something that I don’t do. I also have a problem with persons coming into my shop who immediately tell me that they don’t want to spend any money. They want whatever is the cheapest sign I have and as soon as they find out that I don’t make vinyl lettered signs they leave. They assume that vinyl is going to be cheaper than hand-painted. I personally believe that there are sign shops that charge as much for their vinyl jobs as I might for some of my hand-lettered jobs. Overhead certainly comes into play in these situations. Not that I really care. The cheap customer is never loyal anyway. They will drop you in a minute if they discover that someone else charges a dollar less.

An effective branding strategy, properly executed could curtail vinyl shoppers from ever entering my shop. I believe the weak link is my storefront. Even though all visible signage is painted; nowhere on the front of my building does it say hand-painted. I shouldn’t assume that the “average Joe” could quickly spot the difference. Also, my building is surrounded by lower income housing in a neighborhood that considers me to be the local sign shop. It is usually the local start-ups that are coming in requesting cheap along with the occassional contractor who only wants vinyl. The business inquiries I receive over the telephone or through the internet seem to know I specialize in hand-painted signs because that is what they ask for.

Nowhere on my storefront do I specify that I do only hand-painted signs

As I examine my storefront, I can definitely see some options that could help eliminate some of the confusion. I could paint the words, “Hand Painted” in a beautiful script that starts on the first glass containing the word, SIGNS and extends above the sailor girl and over to the end of the phrase, BOAT LETTERING. In my showroom I could add lettering to the area left of the sailor girl mounted behind my front counter that says, “Hand-Painted Like They Used To Be”. This would educate those that may have somehow missed the window lettering.

The space between the clock and the sailor girl might be the perfect spot to place a sign describing what I do

The point is this; we have to constantly scrutinize our branding strategy to see how it is working. My social media and website presence seem to be doing their job of educating others as to what my business is all about. My storefront and company vehicles however, could be improved upon. This is ironic because much of my social media traffic is either already in the same trade as me or live too far away to ever enlist my services. It is the locals that I should really be targeting.

Examine your own business. Could your branding strategy need tweaking to yield better results. One way to ensure that your business is profitable is to operate it efficiently. Wasting time and energy explaning to someone why you can’t help them benefits no one. Whereas, a well thought out branding strategy properly implemented may be just what your business needs.

Vintage Produce Labels Are the Cat’s Meow

Redefining “cool”

There are many definitions for the word, cool. Cool can describe the weather (opposite of warm), colors (hues of blues as opposed to reds), even one’s disposition (“Are we cool now?”). Webster’s dictionary will reveal many more meanings of that simple four letter word. In fact, it is one of the other meanings that prompted this blog. Cool can also be defined as fashionable or hip as in, “WOW, that car is so cool!”

There are those that spend their whole lives trying to be cool. They want to walk cool, talk cool, dress cool and act cool. They want to own cool things and be thought of as, you guessed it, cool. I recently read an excerpt from Leslie Cabarga’s book, Logo, Font and Lettering Bible in which he attempts to define cool. To quote, “Cool, actually, is a protective mask worn by the fearful. Cool is disenfranchised, dispassionate, alienated and frightened. Cool is non-committal for fear that to commit to an unpopular idea might make one uncool…Cool is uncreative. It follows, but does not lead. True cool – if that term can be used – is being true to thine own self.”

Can a person be true to themselves and still be considered cool by others? I would think so but wonder if that is really even important. The bigger question is, Why do we try so hard to gain the acceptance of others? I suppose one reason is that the opposite of acceptance is rejection and nobody wants that. We should all take pause to reflect on whether we have a desire to be cool and if so, pinpoint our motives to see if we are being true to ourselves.

Leslie Cabarga asserts that cool is uncreative. I work in a field where customers expect me to be creative. Does this mean that my designs are not cool? I think that is sometimes the case. I remember boat customers contacting me over the years to do something custom on their boat. They wanted it to be different, to stand out, to be cool. If Cabarga’s definition of the term cool (the untrue kind) is correct then there is a conflict. For how can the boat lettering be different and stand out when it must also be accepted by others as cool?

In almost all of the aforementioned meetings with yacht owners, what they really wanted was the safe, conservative, Times New Roman style of lettering that all of their sportfishing buddies had on the transoms of their boats. They believed they wanted something truely custom but rejected all of my “thinking out of the box” suggestions. Their idea of “cool” ended up being spun silver leaf instead of spun gold leaf. To do something truely different and look out of place with their tribe was simply unacceptable. I get it. We all want, even need, to belong.

What cool means to me?

I have changed my Red Rocket Signs website heading several times. One of the reasons for so many revisions is that I am building the site myself and there is a learning curve as to how to get the look I want. But another more important reason has to do with branding. My brand is vintage inspired signs and logo design. That is not to say that retro is all I do. But, it is my specialty and a subject on which I have accumulated much reference material. Anyone visiting my website should immediately catch the vintage vibe. My heading as of this writing (who knows if I will change it later) is an attempt to emulate vintage early American produce labels. Why? Because I feel they represent in a tangible way my brand. Also, as a form of vintage ephemera I think they are very cool.

Borrowing from the past is my idea of cool

Will anyone get it? Will they understand that my website heading is paying homage to vintage produce labels? I doubt it. Unless by some remote chance they too are familiar with vintage crate label design then I imagine they are scratching their heads as to why the layout is so topheavy and wonder why the words, U.S. No. 1 along with the other secondary copy is even there. Do they need to know what served as inspiration for my design to get the vintage vibe? I certainly hope not. That would mean that my branding strategy has a major flaw. Lastly, am I being true to thine own self? If the potential customers that enter my shop only to be turned away is any indication; then yes I am.

We all in our own way want to be cool. But if we are in business then we also need to separate ourselves from the pack. We need our product or service; our brand, to be different enough that we don’t disappear in the crowd of competitors. To be true to thine own self means to be true to thine own brand.

The Road Less Traveled…

The road less traveled in the sign business right now is definitely hand-painted signs

This was originally posted on Tuesday, May 22, 2012 at my blogspot

There are very few successful sign companies out there that do not offer computer cut graphics and lettering to their customers and fewer still that do not use the computer to assist in even some small way with sign production. I’m not talking about the guy living in a country with a depressed economy and no electricity who eeks out a living painting signs. I’m referring to those in developed lands that choose to do things the old way while perfectly capable of adopting the new way.
Take as an example one of my heroes in the sign painting world, New Bohemia Signs located in San Francisco. They have carved out a niche for themselves by offering only hand-painted signs. If you want vinyl you can’t get it from them. Are they “purists” who shun the use of computers in any phase of sign production? That doesn’t seem to be the case. Notice this excerpt from the FAQ section of their Ordering page:
If your design is in digital format we’d like the artwork as a vectorized file (.eps or .ai work nicely), to the exact sign dimensions, with all the type “outlined”. But we can work from detailed, scale drawings as well.
The only way I know of to make use of a digital file is with a computer and the reason a vectorized file is useful is that it can be sent to a plotter. Do they then let the plotter cut the letters out of vinyl to apply to the sign? NO! The file is more than likely used to plot drawings that are made into patterns to hand-paint the sign.
Am I exposing New Bohemia Signs as a fraud. Absolutely not! If I’m exposing anything it is their reasonableness. They have to be profitable and competitive to stay in business. If there are phases of production that can be sped up with the use of technology without sacrificing in any way the expected finished product then why not use it. But, they have no desire to do what everyone else is doing, namely vinyl, and further realize that in many instances hand-painted signs are better.A mom and pop run business baking home cooked pies would greatly benefit from a well designed hand-painted sign. Tattoo parlors and barber shops are other trades that by their very hands-on nature beckon the use of hand-painted signs. Really, any shop that has to compete with the franchises would do well to seriously consider hand-painted signs as a way to set themselves apart, be it a bicycle shop, pizzeria, clothing store or whatever. New Bohemia is committed to meeting this need for something different, something unique, something hand-crafted and I applaud them.There are some who constantly bash computer technology saying that the computer vinyl industry ruined it for “the rest of us”. I don’t know the circumstances of each and every individual that feels this way so am not in a position to offer specific comments in either support or rebuttal. I would only point to the examples of companies like Gary Martin Signs in Austin, TX, David Kynaston in the UK, New Bohemia Signs in San Francisco and so many others that promote hand-lettering through positive rather than negative means. Computers are here to stay and so it seems a fruitless endeavor to complain about the bad that they caused when we could instead be benefiting from some of the good.
I, for one, always had difficulty laying out ellipses and never much enjoyed lettering a bunch of Pool Rules signs in helvetica medium by hand. The computer now does these chores for me and does so perfectly. And when I think back to when I finally bit the bullet and ordered my first computerized vinyl cutter the motive was to keep up with production without having to hire someone. However, I am definitely a promoter as well as a practitioner of hand-crafted, hand-lettered signs, but am finding it a real challenge to sell to customers. The first words out of their mouth is, “I want the cheapest signs you have” and after I give them a quote they ask, “Don’t you have anything cheaper?” Hand-painted signs will never be cheaper than their vinyl counterpart. But where is the real value anyway?
I find that I personally can produce more effective signs by painting them then by using computer cut vinyl. While I am not totally sure of the reason why, I do have some idea. I believe the sign contractor naturally, sometimes even unconsciously designs within the limitations of his sign equipment and skill level. As an example, my plotter can cut up to an 18” letter in one piece; anything larger has to be tiled. If I am designing a 4′ x 6′ For Sale sign I might opt to give the words FOR and SALE equal billing, keeping them the same height, so that I am sure to stay under the 18” limit imposed by my plotter. But what is really needed is the word FOR to be relatively small and the word SALE to be huge. The customer doesn’t know the difference. Nine times out of ten they brought me a piece of notebook paper with the words FOR SALE on the first line, bla bla bla on the second and the phone number on the third. They don’t know the difference and most of my vinyl slapping competitors wouldn’t know the difference either, but I should. Below is an example of a job I recently completed that is all 100% paint. In this instance I refused to let my design be governed by my plotter’s limited cutting capacity.

The height of the word Sale exceeded the capabilities of my plotter which would pose a problem if I didn’t possess hand lettering skills.

If a sign contractor cannot draw and cannot airbrush do you think he is going to suggest to the customer that this is what is needed to make their sign “pop!” Absolutely not! Many vinyl only shops are also limited by their freebie computer clipart collection. That is why you sometimes see a vinyl lettered sign that says Pit Bull’s Pizza but has clipart of a bulldog with a spiked collar or it says Seagull Travel Agency with clipart of a flying eagle. I on the other hand can draw, airbrush, carve and am accomplished at gold leaf and yet I sometimes found myself turning out the same kind of sterile, boring work as everyone else. Why? I believe my attempts to up-sell to a better product were rejected so many times that I simply gave up trying and resigned myself to producing mediocrity.
But then, unexpectedly my life would take a change, not drastic and certainly not sudden but change all the same. One evening I was home alone looking at past issues of SignCraft magazine, the trade magazine for commercial sign contractors, when I noticed an article by Rob Cooper, a regular contributor whose work I greatly admired, on prismatic lettering in the Nov/Dec 2001 issue. The article started out with Rob relating how he was lettering this sign in New Zealand when a fellow signwriter (that’s what they call sign painters overseas) working in the same sign shop walked up to him and asked, “So, Rob, where’s the prism?” They both then laughed as Rob began to add a painted bevel effect (prism) to the letters. Next, he relates why he uses the effect so often and what sort of lettering jobs look especially good prismed. He then starts off the third paragraph in the article: “One of the first prism lettering jobs I ever saw that really blew me away was featured years ago in SignCraft. It was on a boat job that Rodney Vicik of Virginia had lettered; I think it said Bluewater. I couldn’t get over the depth of the lettering and how it really looked like it was raised. I’ve never been the same since.”
I was stunned. I had submitted a few photos of a boat I lettered named Bluewater that were published way back in the Jan/Feb 1992 issue. Rob referred to the lettering as blowing him away in 2001 and I’m just reading this for the first time in early 2011. What could I do? I couldn’t exactly call him and thank him 10 years after the fact. So I waited patiently (paced the floor anxiously) for my wife and daughter to get home from the gym and had each of them sit down and read it for themselves as I excitedly reenacted my own actions upon my reading it. After the shock wore off and the calm set in, probably a couple of days later, I began to reflect on my career as a sign painter. While not exactly turning out garbage I also wasn’t producing the same level of work as I did when featured in the magazine. At least not consistently. Sure, I thought of a few impressive jobs done of late that could easily make the pages of SignCraft, but there just weren’t enough of them. Why so few? What had happened?
It was then that I remembered all my failed attempts to sell a customer something better than the most basic of signs. My business was slowly turning into a quickie vinyl shop. I was getting fewer and fewer of the larger, involved jobs and more and more of the simple one-color vinyl jobs. My well equipped woodworking shop contained enough stationary power tools to make a cabinetmaker envious and yet it was sitting idle gathering dust while I was weeding line after line of 2” vinyl letters. I reached the point where enough was enough.
I’m a graphic artist. I can airbrush, hand-letter, pinstripe, carve and reverse gild gold leaf on glass. Why was I weeding vinyl instead of using skills that took me years to learn? As I mulled over the situation I found myself in, I realized that as long as I offer a cheap product, it will be the one that the majority will choose. If I don’t want to do a certain job then I need to stop offering it. Could it really be that simple? There would be only one way to find out. I decided that I was getting out of the vinyl by the pound business for good. I was going back to my roots, hand-crafting and hand-lettering signs. And that is exactly what I did.  Oh, I still have a computer and plotter and still cut vinyl when it is obviously the correct media to use.  But, I am always thinking hand-lettering and will bid jobs to be hand-painted instead of using vinyl. And when someone comes in and wants the cheapest job possible, done with vinyl, I send them somewhere else. Now, I better understand why other sign artists have made the decision to go back to traditional hand-lettering. At the end of the day, they just want to be proud of who they are and of what they produced. That’s all I want.